The best bad Blender tutorial I've ever seen

By all rights this is a lousy tutorial. It doesn't talk about the steps being done, it doesn't introduce the concepts being used, it runs through the material at a break-neck pace without consideration for the learner. And yet I have learned more by repeatedly going through this tutorial than I would have ever expected. Maybe it's because of the lack of similar tutorials, scarcity creating need where anything is better than nothing. Regardless of the reason I've referred back to this myself enough that I really feel I should share it here.

Of course if you'd like something that moves at a more tutorly pace I have a resource for that.